Going on a date..its been a long time

[Tuearts right boot]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

I take it there was some sort of attraction there.

 

[Northerndave]

Drop your dick in her hand and start crying.

Wise words, close the thread.

 

[Uwe Already]

He's at the lifetime dreams stage. She's on about kids, a house, a dog. He's on about his ambition to get 10,000 likes on Bluemoon.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Plagiarist!!!

 

[Uwe Already]

Plagiarist!!!

No! No! I just copied someone…

(I note you didn’t give it a like, ya bum!)

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I had a date years ago with a really pretty girl, who knocked me back for seeming too relaxed. That's all well and good but she had a pacemaker and I was trying to be nice, I should have threatened her with a bag of magnets

She’d have only poured water on them.

 

[BimboBob]

I took my now Wife to a graveyard on our first date and banged her over a grave. I am such a romantic.

 

[Barcon]

I took my now Wife to a graveyard on our first date and banged her over a grave. I am such a romantic.

Tradesman’s?

 

[BimboBob]

Tradesman’s?

Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.

Did she give you head (stone)?