Going on a date..its been a long time

[Eccles Blue]

Make sure they know the offside rule first. :-)

 

[splinter]

Going round to my sisters tonight..she's putting a clay mask on me says It'll brighten up my face

 

[Kippaxpete]

Going round to my sisters tonight..she's putting a clay mask on me says It'll brighten up my face

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’ll tell you what my dad use to tell me before a date.

If your not in bed by 10-30 come home.


Oh and make sure you get off the bus at Cross Lane

 

[johnnytapia]

You have a PM.

Ha ha nice one! Uncanny!

 

[bluebc]

 

[Blue Mist]

If you are in a pub or restaurant with her and struggling for conversation, show her the brexit thread.
The evening will fly by.

 

[snorky]

Drop your dick in her hand and start crying.

 

[BimboBob]

Going round to my sisters tonight..she's putting a clay mask on me says It'll brighten up my face

Not taking it off?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Don't forget to wash where the smegma collects !!

I dont somehow think they will be playing old video games?