nijinsky's fetlocks
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Deepest Blue said:
...especially the bit where she consents to sex,as you may need it in court later,should she have second thoughts later on.
Best to tape it on your phone,just to be on the safe side.
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...especially the bit where she consents to sex,as you may need it in court later,should she have second thoughts later on.
Best to tape it on your phone,just to be on the safe side.
BimboBob
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Get a bottle of coke and head for a churchyard to hunt for slugs. An urban myth is that they explode when doused in the stuff. Chicks dig that sort of thing.
Hahahahaha!Pigeonho said:Take her to Asda cafe. When she says, 'is this the best you can do, you complete cunto?', just say 'no', whip your dick out and say 'can you roll that back?'
SuperKevinHorlock
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:If you have the looks of Brad Pitt,the wit of Oscar Wilde and an Amex Goldcard,I foresee no problems whatsoever.
If you have none of the above,then Rohypnol,gaffer tape and a shovel may be advisable.
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Fame Monster
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Did you bum her then or what?