Got rats !

[Dirty Harry]

I’ve made an interesting observation over the years, and the dangers of processed food, rats being my study sample, I’ve documented my findings and sent them off to the environmental health as a result.

I live on the edge of an industrial estate which leads out into big open rural areas, and what I’ve noticed is the ones around the industrial area (that live next to the pre-packed, processed food units) are all scabby, balding, look really unhealthy, docile and slovenly, literally making no attempt to get away from traffic, almost like they’re trying to commit suicide, the others about 200 metres further down in the fields, live off the land, are healthy, sprightly, intelligent, alert and always ready to respond to any danger, certainly makes you think !

Just waiting to hear back from my study being peer reviewed, not heard anything yet.

 

[BimboBob]

So what killed it? A bigger rat. That's what. Cats are running scared. Ours won't leave the house without body armour. Says the old rats were driven out by Albanian mafia rats that cross the channel on rat sized boats. Illegal immegrats. Everyone knows who's running it but no one wants to be the rat, and end up dead by the side of the road.

Suella Braverman says any rat arriving on a boat will be sent to the circus where Mr Bojangles went in The Green Mile. Others are questioning if she actually understood that bit of the film.... it's genuinely hard to answer. The courts can knock it back and tell her what it actually means, but she says she's ready to fight that court in a different court. Me, what do I know? Short of breeding a fighting force of 1st gen savannah hyrbid cats, and using them to form some sort of Feline Rat-Boat First Response Force, it's hard to know what else we can do.

Is everything OK at home luv?

 

[Marklr]

Is it rodents in general she doesn’t want or just rats?

When I had mine (we’re talking 20 years ago now), I left uni and went home to my parents for six months before moving out. My mum was dead set against me taking them home at the time, she ended up absolutely loving them and bawling her eyes out when they died!

Yeah...it's rodents in general. I agree...i think she'd warm to them if i get some nice, friendly ones.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I’ve made an interesting observation over the years, and the dangers of processed food, rats being my study sample, I’ve documented my findings and sent them off to the environmental health as a result.

I live on the edge of an industrial estate which leads out into big open rural areas, and what I’ve noticed is the ones around the industrial area (that live next to the pre-packed, processed food units) are all scabby, balding, look really unhealthy, docile and slovenly, literally making no attempt to get away from traffic, almost like they’re trying to commit suicide, the others about 200 metres further down in the fields, live off the land, are healthy, sprightly, intelligent, alert and always ready to respond to any danger, certainly makes you think !

Just waiting to hear back from my study being peer reviewed, not heard anything yet.

Humans or rats?

 

[Dirty Harry]

Humans or rats?

Exactly the point of my scribblings mate ;-).