Got rats !

[Blue Mist]

I was walking to Chorlton tram stop through the Morrisons car park the other morning and a massive greasy fucker literally ran over my shoe and into the bushes. Still half asleep or would have flicked it up and volleyed the **** like Dennis Tueart v Newcastle

Now that would be worth seeing, sorry for the edit :-)

 

[LongsightM13]

Now that would be worth seeing, sorry for the edit :-)

Hahaha maybe in my younger days

 

[Summerbuzz]

One problem is plastic Biffas, rats love em. Our have four inch holes in the bottom to let excess liquid out. Brilliant.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Do you see many rats at the airport? (ones with fur, not red

Do you see many rats at the airport? (ones with fur, not red shirts)

Yes, we have skips that the cafe's use there's a few around there, lots of mice in the crew room, doesn't help we leave food on the floor for them :)

 

[mackenzie]

I was walking to Chorlton tram stop through the Morrisons car park the other morning and a massive greasy fucker literally ran over my shoe and into the bushes. Still half asleep or would have flicked it up and volleyed the **** like Dennis Tueart v Swansea

Lol!!
That made me laugh

 

[Stelea]

Walking to the ground last night up Cambrian Street I saw a huge dead Rat by the side of the road.
Size of a small cat

 

[Summerbuzz]

Walking to the ground last night up Cambrian Street I saw a huge dead Rat by the side of the road.
Size of a small cat

So what killed it? A bigger rat. That's what. Cats are running scared. Ours won't leave the house without body armour. Says the old rats were driven out by Albanian mafia rats that cross the channel on rat sized boats. Illegal immegrats. Everyone knows who's running it but no one wants to be the rat, and end up dead by the side of the road.

Suella Braverman says any rat arriving on a boat will be sent to the circus where Mr Bojangles went in The Green Mile. Others are questioning if she actually understood that bit of the film.... it's genuinely hard to answer. The courts can knock it back and tell her what it actually means, but she says she's ready to fight that court in a different court. Me, what do I know? Short of breeding a fighting force of 1st gen savannah hyrbid cats, and using them to form some sort of Feline Rat-Boat First Response Force, it's hard to know what else we can do.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

I love my degu.

 

[MikeF]

I remember seeing a programme on the sewers in Manchester and how they’re amongst the oldest in the country and how they’re overrun with rats. Then they went onto say how they can get up the u-bend of your toilet. I levitated every time I went to the toilet for the next 6months.

 

[meltonblue]

I just need to persuade the missus. Not easy.

Is it rodents in general she doesn’t want or just rats?

When I had mine (we’re talking 20 years ago now), I left uni and went home to my parents for six months before moving out. My mum was dead set against me taking them home at the time, she ended up absolutely loving them and bawling her eyes out when they died!