Great sayings..

[Bill Walker]

"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car "

 

[EnzoMCFC]

More than 3 shakes is a wank

 

[mikemcfc]

"They hate us cus they ain't us."
CTID

 

[nw42]

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Not in my lifetime........hahaha

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If you ever catch a cat asleep, piss in it's ear.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Half the lies I tell are not true.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The second mouse gets the cheese.
Fortune favours the brave

 

[i8rags]

1, Prior preparation, prevents piss poor performance.

2, I’m going to see a man about a dog.

 

[dickie davies]

"It wasn't our fault"

Liverpool supporters after yet another feral incident