Great sayings..

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

What’s for tea mam - shit with sugar on

 

[Big Swifty]

What’s for tea mam - shit with sugar on

You were lucky if you had sugar on yours

 

[Sir peace frog]

plenty of pop in the tap, corporation pop ,the joke never wore thin(for my dad)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

“Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining.”[/QUOTE


The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[r.soleofsalford]

My Gran use to warn me by waving her hand in my direction an say

"It`s wagging to get at ya"

 

[Blue Mist]

I love that one - 'He's a great poster is that Blue Mist'

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Dad to me when I was going out on the lash and a night out.

"if you`re not in bed by 11 come home"

 

[Big Swifty]

Fine words butter no parsnips

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

My nan used to say - " well I'll go t' foot of our stairs''. Never understood what it means, anyone know?

There's a few theories out there. It seems to be a relatively new saying, possibly not much more than 100 years old. My favourite theory is that it is a cleaned up variation from an earlier phrase "I'll go t'foot of our garden/yard" (which I used to hear) and meaning "I've shat myself" because that's where the toilet would be.

 

[bangkokblueballs]

Tequila : The drink the liver cannot see