Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[Blue Mist]

I wish people would put the band and the song

Anyway I'm suprised thus hasn't featured yet.....
There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Cliff Richard Jesus was Born Tonight


Giggles.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Misty is a ****
Misty is a ****
**** **** ****

‘Misty is a ****’ by The Beatles

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

America, your heads too big....

 

[blue saturday]

As I were goin over from Beighton up to Woodhouse
To see mi dole officer, the bloody rotten shithouse
I first took out mi biro and signed a bit of paper
She says “has tha been workin? If thy has then we cant pay yer! to the first verse of whisky in the jar Everly pregnant brothers via Thin lizzy”

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

So fucking what?

So what so what you boring little ****,
Well, who cares, who cares what you do,
who cares, who cares about you, you, you.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour
So gleefully I went to tell my friends
But they said it was a lie and she wasn’t going to die
“And by the way, have we got news for you”.

 

[blue saturday]

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was bowie diamond dogs

 

[yeseye]

Maggie Thatcher you can’t match her she’s the darling of us all
She’s the curse of the Irish nation Fine Gael and Fianna Fail

 

[AliBobbyJ]

She wears red feathers and a hooly-hooly skirt
A rose in her hair, a gleam in her eye
And love in her heart for me.

(shame about the 'red' bit.)

 

[chesterbells]

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
He got an ice pick
That made his ears burn

A history lesson from The Stranglers (of course).