Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[bluesmith]

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bobbitt, Bobbitt, Bobbitt, Bobbitt,
Penis severed off with a butcher knife
Only to be sewn on again
A permanent notch, on his crotch
Will it ever stiffen again?
Bobbitt, Bobbitt, Bobbitt, Bobbitt

 

[PinkFinal]

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Taking the O out of country : )

No, think more to do with @Kaz favourite word.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Hey hey hey all you girls in these industrial towns
I know you're probably getting tired of all the local clowns

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Every second counts
When I am with you
I think you are a pig
You should be in a zoo

I love that song.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

The Mississippi delta
Was shining like a national guitar

 

[roman totale]

Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportions.
Aghast goes next door to his neighbor, secretly excited, as aforementioned was a hunter whom radio enthusiast wanted friendship and favor of.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

 

[chris63]

Boogy, boogy.

The boys and the girls are dancing around.