Greatest Opening Lines to a song

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird
She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd
I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport
 
Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress
Hiding in her cellophane world in glitter town
Awaiting the prince in his white Capri
Dynamic young Tarzan courts the bedsit queen
She's playing the actress in this bedroom scene
She's learning her lines from glossy magazines
Stringing all her pearls from her childhood dreams
Auditioning for the leading role on the silver screen
 
You, with your fast and fur lined mind
With your disregard of time, virtue, horizon
Here where the angels never sleep
Where the water's dark and deep, you breathe molasses

The Black Crowes - Midnight From The Inside Out
 
I was raised up believing I was somehow unique
Like a snowflake distinct among snowflakes, unique in each way you can see
And now after some thinking, I'd say I'd rather be
A functioning cog in some great machinery serving something beyond me
 
I wish people would put the band and the song

Anyway I'm suprised thus hasn't featured yet.....
There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Cliff Richard Jesus was Born Tonight


Giggles.
 

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