Growing a beard/ goatee

[Nethermoor]

If you are bald as fuck and fat as fuck, the current trend is to grow a big beard, dye it and walk round as if you are a competitor in the world's strongest man and not a fat, bald fuck.

What if you're just fat? Does this still work? Asking for the mrs

 

[jacko74]

Is anyone else incapable of growing a beard?

Even though my individual whiskers are actually incredibly tough and manly they're just very thinly distributed across my face meaning any kind of full beard is impossible and I just have sort of patchy long wiry stubble if I go without shaving for a few days.

 

[jma]

What if you're just fat? Does this still work? Asking for the mrs

Yes, fat and bald is peak "walrus deluding himself he is a viking warrior" but baldness isn't utterly vital for entry into this self deceiving club.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Makes it look like the bloke has a chin like Jimmy Hill;)

In reality this is him (-:

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

 

[Uwe Already]

In reality this is him (-:

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that’s it! Reality is facial topiary can hide a multitude of sins - just never shave…

 

[normskih]

In reality this is him (-:

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Lol:)