Guardiola song....thoughts

After the Swansea game there was a song being sung to the tune of 'Glad All Over'.
Guar Dee o la boom boom Guar Dee o la boom boom...
Sounded really good.
Maybe someone else can describe it better than I have.
This is great!
 
I've got the first three lines:

He's been to Barcelona
He's been to Munich too
But now he's come to City
..............................

(Fill in the final line)
To manage the sky blues
He didn't go to Arsenal
Or United cos they're shite
He came to Man City cos we're fucking dynamite!
 
Just been on The Beatles Thread and remembered Liam Gallagher calling Guardiola "Sgt Pep"

So, in a Gallagher-esque nod to The Beatles... to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Welcome to the show today
Sgt. Pep has taught the boys to play
They do it with a kind of style
That's guaranteed to raise a smile
So may we introduce to you
The team in blue that show no fear
Sgt. Pep's free flowing football team.

We're Sgt Pep's free flowing football team
We're Sgt Pep's free flowing football team
We're Sgt Pep's free flowing football team.

..... Turns out ripping off The Beatles is harder than it looks!
hint ,anything with more than 2 lines is not going to catch on
 
Can we just wait to make sure he's not shite?
 
A different take on 'I've been to Paradise, but never been to me' tune

We've had Mancini, and Pellegrini
And made our own memories
They won us four trophies, and gave us the glories
And go down in history
Now we're with Guardiola and famous all over
And you lot have just come to see
What it's like to be the best
To be Manchester City
 
'Glad all over' rework!!

You say you don't see me, you don't see me. All of the time, all of the time
But i'm away watching City, i'm away watching City, their on my mind, their on my mind.

Pep Pep Pep Guardiola, Pep Pep Pep Guardiola, Pep Pep Pep Guardiola, He's a City blue



 
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Pep Guardiola's Blue and White Army!! clap clap clap clap.

Pep Guardiola's Blue and White Army!! clap clap clap clap.

Repeat for 20 minutes. Don't mention replacing the claps with a drum beat though...
 
I know this won't go down well with the purists, and those who hate singing about United, but........

A new twist on an old favourite.

"The famous Guardiola went to speak to Sheikh Mansour."
"The famous Guardiola went to speak to Sheikh Mansour."
"The famous Guardiola went to speak to Sheikh Mansour."
"And this is what he said, f*** off!."
"Who the f*** are Man United."
"Who the f*** are Man United."
"Who the f*** are Man United."
"When the Blues go marching on, on, on!"
 

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