Haaland Record Tracker

[SebastianBlue]

Be patient ,we can wait

That is a stupid table made specifically to make Liverpool better at an arbitrary measure of goals scored.

He has already beaten both Salah and Saurez.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That’s such a bunch of shit. Why are Liverpool freaks so fucking weird? They always have to find an obscure way to be the best at something.

Was it those freaks claiming that’d win the league if only long range shots counted?

They are the most pitifully insecure fans in football by a country mile.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Be patient ,we can wait

We’ve got the biggest floodlights post.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

"Yeah but, yeah but... if you look at non-penalty goals scored from turnovers in the opposition half scored left-footed by an Egyptian then Salah is still top"

 

[jimharri]

I guess all you guys that had him to score 50+ this season will be raising a glass or three to him this evening!

 

[whipper]

That is a stupid table made specifically to make Liverpool better at an arbitrary measure of goals scored.

He has already beaten both Salah and Saurez.

Are the dippers bent VAR goals included?

 

[freshie]

Be patient ,we can wait

Non penalty goals is a bullshit stat. All goals are equal in value

 

[alexmcity]

Haaland will probably need 2 hat-tricks to beat Dean's record in all compets. One vs Real and another vs United will do :)

 

[aguero93:20]

That’s such a bunch of shit. Why are Liverpool freaks so fucking weird? They always have to find an obscure way to be the best at something.

Was it those freaks claiming that’d win the league if only long range shots counted?

Think it might have been 'won the league if only goals scored by Liverpool players counted'.

 

[Machiavelli]

Haaland will probably need 2 hat-tricks to beat Dean's record in all compets. One vs Real and another vs United will do :)

I’d prefer one to be against one of the Milan teams.

 

[kun]

Why Mario Balotelli is not in this list?

Why not always him??

Holy fuck I knew I’d missed someone obvious.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Here's hoping you get the 14 Erling. To break Dixie Dean's record would be monumental considering it's a 1st season in England. Whatever happens from now you will be the all time most goals in a premier league season record holder. Congratulations Mr Haaland.

 

[richards30]

How crazy is it that the Dixie Dean record is even being discussed!?

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Think it might have been 'won the league if only goals scored by Liverpool players counted'.

thanks to Rabin I found the offending tweet

 

[goat boy]

Dixie Dean, in the game of his time, never got subbed off after an hour having scored 2 or 3 goals to give his team control of the game. Less about the fact of Pep being his manager, more so about the fact of routine player replacement not being introduced until several decades afterwards.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Non penalty goals is a bullshit stat. All goals are equal in value

I think it’s an interesting stat and one he’ll probably be top of come the end of the season n’all.

 

[BlueTG]

Dixie Dean, in the game of his time, never got subbed off after an hour having scored 2 or 3 goals to give his team control of the game. Less about the fact of Pep being his manager, more so about the fact of routine player replacement not being introduced until several decades afterwards.

Different offside rule, too.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

thanks to Rabin I found the offending tweet

It always warms my heart to know there are stupider people in the world than me.

 

[Bluesince1979]

How he compares to our other 21st century strikers. He's overtaken Anelka already.

Sergio Agüero: 390 (260)
Raheem Sterling: 339 (131)
Shaun Goater: 212 (103)
Gabriel Jesus: 236 (95)
Carlos Tevez: 148 (73)
Edin Džeko: 189 (72)
Erling Haaland: 44 (50)
Nicolas Anelka: 103 (45)
Mario Balotelli: 80 (30)
Paulo Wanchope: 75 (29)
Robbie Fowler: 92 (28)
Álvaro Negredo: 49 (23)
Darius Vassell: 124 (22)
Kelechi Iheanacho: 64 (21)
Emmanuel Adebayor: 45 (19)
Robinho: 53 (16)
Julián Álvarez: 42 (15)
Craig Bellamy: 51 (15)
Antoine Sibierski: 107 (15)
Jon Macken: 59 (12)
Georgios Samaras: 62 (12)
Stevan Jovetić: 44 (11)
Andy Cole: 23 (10)
Wilfried Bony: 46 (10)
Felipe Caicedo: 35 (8)
Benjani Mwaruwari: 31 (7)
Jô: 42 (6)
Rolando Bianchi: 24 (5)
George Weah: 11 (4)
Roque Santa Cruz: 24 (4)
Bernardo Corradi: 29 (3)

Bernardo corradi. How bad was he. I remember when we signed him and granada reports showed a clip of him missing from 6 yards out. There clearly wasnt any footage of him scoring an actual goal

 

[aguero93:20]

Bernardo corradi. How bad was he. I remember when we signed him and granada reports showed a clip of him missing from 6 yards out. There clearly wasnt any footage of him scoring an actual goal

He actually had a decent couple of seasons at Lazio (not as their no. 1 striker though) but it was back in the 18th century afaik)