Happy International Left Handers Day

You can still write cheques , i cant do the funny wrist upside thing natural lefties do, i have to write the normal right handed way , carefully or it is unreadable
 
Mrs J still has a cheque book , I thought they had gone the way of the dodo and season cards
 
Do we get an ambidextrous day?

What about those who are right handed but left footed?
Or those left handed but right footed, like me.

I write left handed, play pool left handed and wank left handed.

However, i kick and punch right handed, and play racquet sports right handed. I'm a bit ambidextrous and probably a lot fucked up.
 
I write left-handed, kick left-footed but at cricket I batted right and bowled left.
Me too! Things involving two hands I tend to be right-handed at. Eg golf, cricket, baseball etc. Snooker I am left but I eat right-handed including packets of crisps which I hold in my left but eat with the right.
 
I remember the days before chip and pin when you signed a chitty with your debit card.
Always on the right side of the counter used to fuck me up no end.
And the chalk board scoring darts always to the left of the board.
Broke my left hand and so many people said “ could have been worse, could have been your right” I mean wtf
 

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