Harley Davidson riders

Always laugh at these guys it's like the sales office day out ! You can imagine the emails going round on a Thursday afternoon to the sad saps sat behind there desks let's be badass Saturday and scare the citizens of Milton Keynes with our Harleys !! Ok let's meet at the Toby Carvery and look mean n moody in our Harley gear straight out of the catalogue , oh and don't forget your bandanas motherf*ckers ! I never understood those bandanas shouldn't they be made from the G string of the Ho you spent shagging the night before? Not £25 of the shelf at your Harley Dealership? Live to ride , ride to live f*ckers see you in the office Monday morning we can show our gopro footage to the secretaries they will cream at our antics and think we are living on the edge of society, or more likely think we are sad middle aged tossers living sad lives!! Born to be mild dudes !
 
Speaking of Harley Davidson

If you haven't watched the drama 'Harley & The Davidsons' I suggest you do...it's a drama based on the early years of the company...how it was founded etc.

It's absolutely brilliant...they were genuine innovators in their time
 
lonestay said:
Always laugh at these guys it's like the sales office day out ! You can imagine the emails going round on a Thursday afternoon to the sad saps sat behind there desks let's be badass Saturday and scare the citizens of Milton Keynes with our Harleys !! Ok let's meet at the Toby Carvery and look mean n moody in our Harley gear straight out of the catalogue , oh and don't forget your bandanas motherf*ckers ! I never understood those bandanas shouldn't they be made from the G string of the Ho you spent shagging the night before? Not £25 of the shelf at your Harley Dealership? Live to ride , ride to live f*ckers see you in the office Monday morning we can show our gopro footage to the secretaries they will cream at our antics and think we are living on the edge of society, or more likely think we are sad middle aged tossers living sad lives!! Born to be mild dudes !
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Brilliant analysis!
There's a group of around 6/7 of these sad old fucks who we get to see on nice days in the summer near us.
They look like Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper after they've eaten most of California, with skull imprinted tea towels
wrapped around half a dozen wispy hairs tied in a ponytail. They lever their arthritic bodies off lumps of chrome and junk
the size of Cheshire, and strut their stuff like bloated Marlon Brando's.
Born to be mild indeed.
 
Social bikers, not to be confused with the notorious criminal biker gangs in Aussie.
 
Then there is that lone biker as well the one that has no friends, just riding around making noise hoping someone notices him, and recognises him as that misunderstood lone vigilante . I always try and work out what film/soundtrack is going on in their heads as they chug up and down the high street missing gears ! Then when no one takes any notice of them they go back home to mums house and hang up there pristine motorcycle gear and go play with there train layout hoping that tmrw will be the day that society needs a rebel without a clue !!
 
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nimrod said:
I've been a motorcycle rider most of my adult life I do the right thing I wear the right gear I don't drive around like an idiot changing lanes cutting between cars etc I hold my position on the road and go with the flow of traffic

I recently moved to the Gold Coast in Australia which is a kind of holiday area and there is quite a preponderance of motorcyclist a lot of whom ride Harley Davidsons ......it makes me sick that these idiots drive around having removed baffles from the exhaust to make it 10 times louder than it needs to be and annoy everybody Else....they dress like complete clowns with German style helmet, black t-shirts leather Waist coats, tattoos everywhere as if the whole intention is to scare people and say look at me, aren't I tough..

I realise that not all Harley-Davidson enthusiast do this but most of them seem to .....you hear them before you see them on their 2 wheel tractors

I'm not going to win any friends here like this on here but I just wanted to say that the whole thing pisses me off and I think they give motorcyclist generally a bad name
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You've got a friend here mate. They look fuckin ridiculous, as do the ones in the US. And there's no way them bikes can be comfy with the stupid high handlebars. Dicks.
 
They all seem to think its ok to drink and ride too. The Sailsbury in town often has about 20 of them outside getting pissed, then they all hop on their bikes and away they go.
 
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