Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012 (merged)

[jimharri]

hes a triffic little dog, terrier in midfield, bulldog at the back and whippet up front

battersea dogs home wouldnt part-ex for pavylchenko so traded in louise

Behave!

 

[stony]

 

[Sky Blue]

Haha...gave me a good chuckle that!

 

[BackofJeanette]

Harry Redknapp has reported Roberto Mancini to the FA


after Mancini waved an imaginary tax return at him.


Sorry ! I did put that in the joke thread but felt it better suited here!

 

[Ric]

 

[johnmc]

Re: Re: Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012 (merged)

That's brilliant ric. Well done.

 

[redmizzle]

Monaco account not in Redknapp's name. Was called "Rosie 47". Prosecution say this was combination of his dog's name and his year of birth

What a criminal mastermind.

 

[Petetheblu]

howl he cope..

he couldn't cur less.

If 'arry goes down spurs won't winalot.............christ i'll get my coat

Eee shunt ov bin collar'd then me owd geeza...



Simple mistake really, Harry just misheard his solicitor say VAT and thought he'd said VET.....

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Im an accountant and have been involved in Revenue investigations with some of my clients. At the end of it you are asked to sign a piece of paper stating that you have disclosed ABSOLUTLEY everything. The fact that arry allegedly didnt declare this Monaco account which was open at the time of the last investigation then he could be in very serious trouble.

I have a relative in this business, they sent Lester Piggot down for the same thing. Hope it's true and codface gets what he deserves.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Harry and his new footy mates don,t fancy the look of the prison cup draw....away at Strangeways fc.