There are few smells that are better than say, freshly cut grass, or freshly baked bread.
I'll tell you one that is.
The smell of piss being boiled up and down the country on a Monday.
Take it you cunts. How do you improve the best team in the country whilst instantly damaging your rivals? You sign the best two players in the league who don't already play for you.
Those Rag and Scouse cunts spent the 80s and 90s doing exactly this, and it's fucking glorious.
Front 3 of Raz, Walter and Harry is terrifying enough without Peaky Jack, Silky Illky and Kevin Fucking De Bruyne behind them.
Sign these 2 and nobody is getting anywhere near us. We'll be back to the days where we're at least 3 up by halftime.
Fucking av it!