Harry Kane

The money that Levy will demand will be ludicrous for a 28 year old. Anything over £80 for a player who wants to leave at that age is a no from me. Pay an extra £50m and get Haaland. Kane does not suit our style, our team is SCREAMING out for pace and Kane has none. He will end up at United as they will pay the silly money to calm the fans. Haaland all the way for me.
 
At least we'll discover what he buys his Mom.

Mail online headline: "£500,000-a-week England flop Kane shows off blinging house he bought for his mum - complete with jewel-encrusted bathroom - hours after flying home in disgrace from Euro 2020"
(Or maybe not? He is white after all)
He would all of a sudden become Flash Harry if he signed for us. The papers do fucking hate us.
 
I wonder what are the chances of getting Kane this summer and Haaland next? Probably zero chance considering the wages they'd both want but the thought makes my mouth water. Not quite the strength in depth of the Aguero/ Tevez/ Dzeko/ Balotelli days but it's a damn sight better than what we've had the last couple of years.
 

BBC Sport has been told conversations with the club resulted in a plea for him to 'become a Francesco Totti' - the Italian World Cup winner who rebuffed numerous transfer offers to spend his career at Roma.

Erm, yeah. Can see the similarities...

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At least we'll discover what he buys his Mom.

Mail online headline: "£500,000-a-week England flop Kane shows off blinging house he bought for his mum - complete with jewel-encrusted bathroom - hours after flying home in disgrace from Euro 2020"
(Or maybe not? He is white after all)

England's likely last 16 game against the runner up of France/Portugal/Germany is taking place 5 years to the day after that article by the way.
 
Gonna end up (Kane) at Chelsea who will offload one of their German flops as a result.
 
The money that Levy will demand will be ludicrous for a 28 year old. Anything over £80 for a player who wants to leave at that age is a no from me. Pay an extra £50m and get Haaland. Kane does not suit our style, our team is SCREAMING out for pace and Kane has none. He will end up at United as they will pay the silly money to calm the fans. Haaland all the way for me.
What if Haaland doesn't want to join?

Kane definitely does, his play this year has been ridiculous. Some assists would make KDB sit up and take notice. We don't counter attack as it is, we don't need pace. We need someone who will consistently bang in the chances we put on a plate.
 

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