Harry Kane

[5 Hit Gibbon]

But the rags have signed the world's greatest striker, poundland Haaland.

Was driving back from the game last night, listening to Talkshite, and some rag **** phoned in and said their new striker is going to outscore Erling this season!

 

[TinFoilHat]

Thinks he's worth £600,000 a week.

Is he fuck.

 

[Roy Munson]

Hope you're wrong but fear you're right.

I really hope he's right.

He'll be 31 by the start of next season. United will be stupid enough to offer him a 5 year deal and, as he'll command no transfer fee, they'll have to throw money at him to beat any 'competition' for his services. They'll probably be looking at 400-500k a week.

 

[Don Karleone]

I really hope he's right.

He'll be 31 by the start of next season. United will be stupid enough to offer him a 5 year deal and, as he'll command no transfer fee, they'll have to throw money at him to beat any 'competition' for his services. They'll probably be looking at 400-500k a week.

He'd still score loads and anything that improves that lot (even briefly) is definitely a bad thing.

 

[Roy Munson]

He'd still score loads and anything that improves that lot (even briefly) is definitely a bad thing.

He'll be another Van Persie, except he won't be enough to get them near to winning a title.

Van Persie to the rags was the glorious first chapter of their transfer market ineptitude. A desperate roll of the dice that fucked them for years.

Kane would be an equally short-sighted signing.

 

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

may not be a popular opinion, but I am pleased for Kane if he goes, I was gutted we didn’t sign him, I think he is a superb player, his passing ability is underrated, I think no comes near in the current England players, even our Jack, I genuinely hope he wins
things at Bayern, as long as it doesn’t impact us, he is too good a player not to win honours

Phil Foden is the best English footballer of this generation

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If I were Spurs, I’d offer an extension of his contract with a clause that lets him go to Bayern on loan for a season so that he can get his league winners’ medal before returning to beat Shearer’s record.

If Spurs renege on the loan agreement, his new contract is null and voided.

 

[HelloCity]

He'll be another Van Persie, except he won't be enough to get them near to winning a title.

Van Persie to the rags was the glorious first chapter of their transfer market ineptitude. A desperate roll of the dice that fucked them for years.

Kane would be an equally short-sighted signing.

Nah.

After Haaland, he’s the next best in the world in that position.

They’d also be getting him on a free.

It would be a brilliant signing and one we should hope doesn’t happen.

 

[The blue phantom]

Thinks he's worth £600,000 a week.

Is he fuck.

If he runs his contract down he'll be getting paid at least that.

 

[Roy Munson]

Nah.

After Haaland, he’s the next best in the world in that position.

They’d also be getting him on a free.

It would be a brilliant signing and one we should hope doesn’t happen.

Time will tell. Their track record of signing 'world class' players in their late twenties/early thirties is awful.