Harry Kane

Sky are loving this Bullshit.

"He's staying l, he's going...Er, no he's deffo staying...Oh wait he's going...He's at the airport...No, he's at home eating rich tea biscuits with a British cuppa....Were now getting news he's at the airport...Now he's on his sofa at home...Spurs have told him it's off...Bayern have told Kane it's on...Levy has told him to get on the plane... Bayern have said stay at home until the deal is sorted...Deal is Sorted...Er, no it isn't...Anyway stick with us on SSN for further news....Oh wait...Were getting breaking news regarding the transfer...Harry Kane has decided he needs a shit...were not sure what kind of shit is in but Kavah can report live from inside his toilet...Kavah?"
 
Sky are loving this Bullshit.

"He's staying l, he's going...Er, no he's deffo staying...Oh wait he's going...He's at the airport...No, he's at home eating rich tea biscuits with a British cuppa....Were now getting news he's at the airport...Now he's on his sofa at home...Spurs have told him it's off...Bayern have told Kane it's on...Levy has told him to get on the plane... Bayern have said stay at home until the deal is sorted...Deal is Sorted...Er, no it isn't...Anyway stick with us on SSN for further news....Oh wait...Were getting breaking news regarding the transfer...Harry Kane has decided he needs a shit...were not sure what kind of shit is in but Kavah can report live from inside his toilet...Kavah?"

Oh of course. It is TV comedy gold.

And let's not kid ourselves, it has been amusing, and most of us have made the odd joke about it.
 
Kane is what, 45 goals away?

I am surprised that he's gping to go, but I feel he can come back in 3 or 4 years, he'll be in his mid 30's and can slowly plug away at Shearer's record as he plays untill he's 40
Already in the stars he'll end up at the rags at 35/36 on a free.
 

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