Harry Kane

[andyhinch]

So I'm sat outside at the moon watching the world go by sipping a nice San Miguel and waiting for the beautiful future ex Mrs Lee to finish having her hair coiffured reading all the loons on here giving their latest on Harry and Jack, life's quite good atm.

I’m sat outside the botanist looking at women half my age, isn’t life great :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

It was indeed Parker

"Balotelli emerged from the bench and into the chaos that seems to be his constant companion - picking up a booking for a foul on Benoit Assou-Ekotto then escaping punishment after appearing to stamp on Scott Parker, an incident which went undetected by referee Howard Webb."

Splendid.
One of Howard Webb's finest decisions.
Forza Mario!

 

[Leeky]

Still want both Kane and Haaland. Kane this summer, Haaland next summer. That would be amazing.

How's that going to work 4,4,2?

 

[leo_city]

Changes absolutely nothing

Has already made it clear he wants to leave

And Levy is clear hes not for sale and would take close to a world record fee to change that

It does change, handing in a transfer request forces Levy into negotiations because the player loses his rights to any loyalty bonuses amongst payments he's entitled to. Not sure he'd want the best player at the club to have a season where he's not focused. Hurts your prospects too.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

An alien invasion could happen in the next few days. Pointless guesswork.

The press are so insightful these days! Talk about robbing a living the useless cunts!

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

I’m sat outside the botanist looking at women half my age, isn’t life great :-)

Not if people know you’re 26 (:

 

[kaz7]

Sorry how is he showing this ? He’s had weeks to address a contract issue & who’s to say he won’t end up at Utd or Chelsea.

I want Kane but at what cost financially to the club & to the rest of our squad.

we probably have several players not even knowing if they are staying with us due to this Kane issue. Not good for team morale at the start of a campaign in my opinion

Dont be stupid , euros and holidays has delayed everything , he is doing his bit to force it through , this is not some teenager we are trying to buy , oh and levy is a ****

 

[andyhinch]

Not if people know you’re 26 (:

I wish :-(

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

How's that going to work 4,4,2?

We'll use both as makeshift leftbacks and play a false 9

 

[Tanzeylee]

I’m sat outside the botanist looking at women half my age, isn’t life great :-)

I'm with a girl that looks half my age but with all the panache of a mature lady so it's a win win here, tho Georgous George from snatch just tried to nic her seat.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Not if people know you’re 26 (:

That's just his collar size....

;-)

 

[Tanzeylee]

Future ex Mrs Lee? That sounds doomed to fail.

Its just easier to get it in now saves time later in life.

 

[DMA's]

Unfortunately sounds like Kane has very severe levels of spursy still in his system. Not surprised to see him bottle the strike.

Spursy definition:
‘To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.’

Hopefully when the move happens we are able to get that out of his system ASAP

 

[Kippaxpete]

I’m sat outside the botanist looking at women half my age, isn’t life great :-)

Careful now. You'll have the woke police down on you like a ton of bricks.

 

[andyhinch]

I'm with a girl that looks half my age but with all the panache of a mature lady so it's a win win here, tho Georgous George from snatch just tried to nic her seat.

Panache, does that come with chips or salad ?

 

[The Don-]

Changes absolutely nothing

Has already made it clear he wants to leave

And Levy is clear hes not for sale and would take close to a world record fee to change that

Exactly, I’m not sure you City fans truly understand. You can’t just swan in, tap up Kane and expect us to bend over backwards on a price when he has 3 years left on his deal. Modric tried exactly the same tactic and was forced to stay another year. It isn’t in the realms of impossible that Kane stays another year and goes abroad next year like Modric. He was refused his chelsea move. If Levy doesn’t want Kane going to another premier league club, then Kane has absolutely no say in that unless he buys out his contract. If an offer comes in of the region of 160 mil from City, then you get to our table. If you are not serious, then I’m sure you can get Danny Ings for much less money. We hold the power here, not you lot.

 

[OccupiedPalestineBlues]

Still want both Kane and Haaland. Kane this summer, Haaland next summer. That would be amazing.

While I will, of course, give my full and wholehearted support to any signings we make, I don’t want either because I’m not convinced that employing a traditional striker is the way forward.

I love the use of the false 9 IMO it works very well.
Last season (winning the PL, Final of the CL, winning the League Cup and Semi-Finalists in the FA Cup) was arguably the most successful season we’ve ever had and that was without a traditional striker in the main.

Would I want to bring in Kane or Haaland to be on the end of everything? Nah, I know that either would likely get 30 goals a season but worry about the downsides whereby no other player is likely to get into double figures with the play channeled to go through a striker.
What I’d like is for Torres to build on the education he had last season and a more flexible attacking midfielder to come in alongside him.
I’ll be chuffed if we get Grealish, and maybe he could be that player(?) but I do think that he’ll play deeper alongside or instead of KDB if he’s being rested.

 

[andyhinch]

Careful now. You'll have the woke police down on you like a ton of bricks.

Yeah, can see that upsetting me.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Panache, does that come with chips or salad ?

Not it wethers no!

 

[andyhinch]

Not it wethers no!

I just had a very nice chicken and chorizo kebab with chips and a good chat with an estate agent ;-)