Hated Footy Phrases...

If you have twatter, USASOCCERGUY is a must follow for the way he describes soccer.

Just brilliant.


I hate how anyone who is left footed is described as having a lovely left foot but right footed players are never described as having a lovely right foot.
 
The one that's not only annoying, but has actually ruined football: "there was definitely contact." So what if there was fucking contact? It's a contact sport. The rules say nothing about contact, they say you're not allowed to trip someone.

"He went over easily." If he dived, just say he dived.

"...with the money they've spent."
 
I'm With Stupid said:
The one that's not only annoying, but has actually ruined football: "there was definitely contact." So what if there was fucking contact? It's a contact sport. The rules say nothing about contact, they say you're not allowed to trip someone.

"He went over easily." If he dived, just say he dived.

"...with the money they've spent."

Moneybags City.

Or

City's millionaires.
 
I hate the plurals. "your Barcelona's and your Real Madrids" or "your Vincent Kompany's". There is one of them you thick pricks.
 

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