Hated Footy Phrases...

[pantalon violet again]

"If they can silence the crowd in the first 20 minutes"

Are you telling me your going to kill everyone with a large improvised explosive?

You murdering murdering cunts

 

[manchester blue]

He felt a touch so had every right to go down. No he doesn't, he dived if the force of the foul didn't take him down.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

He felt a touch so had every right to go down. No he doesn't, he dived if the force of the foul didn't take him down.

This all day, "there was contact". Of course there fuckin was,it's a contact game but the cheating **** went down .

 

[Como Cat]

'quarterback'.
'football is a results business' - unlike all other businesses where results are completely irrelevant.

I see the phrase 'double-pivot' used a lot on certain other forums. Not sure what it means.

 

[IrelandSuperman]

"The X way".

Especially if it's in conjunction with certain teams playing in red. Also, "the right way" does my fucking head in, whether it be used for off-field or on-field methodology. For on-field matters, suggests there's a wrong way to play, often meaning the way Mourinho's Inter won their UCL trophy. Which I vehemently disagree with.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Oh wait, I've just remembered a really annoying one. When people say "such as your Aguero's, your David Silva's, your Yaya Toure's." Or "They won't be playing "the Man City's, the Chelsea's and the Liverpool's every week." How many are there!???

The Stuart Pearce variant, which winds me up no end, is "...the Agueros and Silvas of this world." Which other fucking world do they belong to you thick twat?

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Adjudged. As in he was adjudged to be just offside. That's a word that only actually exists in football. I can't remember ever using it in normal conversation.

 

[stonerblue]

Referring to whichever team someone slightly famous supports by adding 'beloved' to the semtence.

ie; "Usain Bolts beloved united"

 

[unexpected item]

They are a proper football club who do things the right way.

Used when talking about the Evertons of this world ;-)

 

[pepsi_dave]

Uneducated Spastics who decide to use the word Roster to describe the squad.

Heard some other gimp the other day at the start of the dippers game actually say live on TV, one thing we do know, this game will go right from the very first whistle to the last....... WELL NO FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING SHIT ****!