When I was a young man, me and my xlady bought a house, a year later I found a valentines card saying thanks for the best 6 weeks of my life, I chased her around the house armed with a kitchen knife good job I didn't catch her, I moved out got a job in Buckinghamshire, I was up one weekend and got a call from her, one thing led to another and we ended up in bed with her, she made the move and i told her to fuck right off and went to sleep, which for a young bloke took some doing, we sold the house and went our separate ways, haven't seen or heard from her since