Help for my boys with City myths from Liverpool fans

[sheepskin_tearaway]

None of my Liverpool supporting mates could stick a pin in the city on a map so their clueless parroting of stuff they’ve read off of a @Name12345678 Twitter account is like water off a Duck’s back tbh.

 

[Marvin]

But its true, Liverpool and Man Utd do have bigger honour rolls than City. Dangerous to fight a batlle on this ground.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

But its true, Liverpool and Man Utd do have bigger honour rolls than City. Dangerous to fight a batlle on this ground.

They both have their weak spots, Marv.

 

[JRockBlues]

Talking history with a Liverpool fan:

Me "I was going to say something but you'll get offended if I mention the 'H' Word."
Them "Hillsborough wasn't our fault you ****."
Me " I was referring to Heysel or are you still blaming Chelsea fans for that?"
Them *storms off in a huff*

Every single time.

 

[Whether or not]

To be fair to the scousers and their istree, they have committed two acts of mass murder which we certainly haven’t.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just mention MCFC have never been responsible for people losing their lives at a football match , usually get the desired effect

Neither have LFC.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To be fair to the scousers and their istree, they have committed two acts of mass murder which we certainly haven’t.

*shakes head*

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You can always get the dippers on John Houlding, LFC's first sugar daddy, as most of them have never even heard of him. After trying and failing to rip off Everton, the Toffees walked out of Anfield which left Houlding with a ground but no team. He then formed LFC making them and the rags the only Premier League clubs to have been gifted a stadium by a sugar daddy without putting a penny towards the cnstruction costs.

What about a club being gifted a stadium funded by the lottery?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Neither have LFC.

the 14 Dipper supporters who were convicted of manslaughter at Heysel say different.

 

[Summerbuzz]

1: "You weren't born then, yer daft buggers."

2: "They were better before you started supporting them."

3: "The past was your but the future is mine"

4: "It's not where you're from, it's where you're going. You were probably a lovely baby once, but that isn't going to help you get a girlfriend, is it?"