Help I need to get rid of a corpse...

[crizack]

Stick it in the rag away end at ours in November. Nobody will notice I'm sure.

they will if by some chance, it makes a noise.

 

[davymcfc]

shag it first

this

 

[mackenzie]

Stick it in the rag away end at ours in November. Nobody will notice I'm sure.

they will if by some chance, it makes a noise.

I was forgetting about the gas. :-(

 

[ninjamonkey]

Dinner for the family for at least a week.

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

dump it at the back of local kebab shop, the will find a useage for it.

 

[GrumpyFrog]

Realistically, how long will it take a non-dentist to remove all the teeth using pliars?

Then again, I've just tried to make an appointment and the earliest they can do is end Nov.

As you were...

 

[blumoonrisen]

Ask Dr Gunther von Hagens if he wants it..

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrVVBKDUlYI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKvRjC0qMI[/youtube]

 

[law74]

Some on here are going to far too much detail and that is what will leave them open to questioning and ultimitely court and jail.
blue circle plastercast on the right leg, blue circle plaster cast on the right arm, short boat trip in a deep running tidal estuary and by the time the decompossed body is found it will be unrecognisable, untracable, and more importantly, we will have passed on by natural causes/

 

[glen quagmire]

All the smartarses on this thread make me laugh!

This is all you will ever need to know about getting rid of a corpse.

1. Buy a large holdall/suitcase
2. Write a suicide note containing some gubbins about iraq's WMD's.
3. Zip corpse filled bag up.
4. Pour yourself a well deserved drink.

 

[Challenger1978]

Help I need to get rid of a corpse...

Dump it in a peat bog on the Moors.<br /><br />-- Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:27 pm --<br /><br />

PIGS

But pull the corpses teeth out first though if it has any, better than sifting through pig shit afterwards for them.

I hope the corpse is ragnorak

Its not the bloke with a pig farm you should worry about thats just for films. Its the dodgy old school gangster type that has a bent security firm a pack of dogs that eat raw mince meat and an industiral mincer that should scare the shit out of you.