Hen pecked husbands

Ammy said:
Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!

YOU LOT DRIVE ME CRAZY!!!!

Are none of you married to someone you actually like?
I like my wife















's arse.
 
...mrs This! would be the first to say that's exactly what she is (lawyers, hey...)!! - whilst at the same time calling me a pedantic, single minded, stubborn git - who absolutely HAS to be right.

She just sometimes forgets to remember that I am, of course, always right...
 
chesterbells said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
What I really hated when I was married was 'The List'.
I would have very few days off, particularly compared to her, but obviously I shared the burden of general housework and jobs. Some of this I didnt mind doing at all, like the gardening stuff and hoovering the house. But what I absolutely despised was getting up on said day off to find 'The List' placed next to the kettle. I am not a fucking idiot, if asked in an adult civilised manner to do specific tasks I have the capability to perform them, without the idiots guide.
This of course set me to tasks in a resentful manner. But then would come the steady stream of phone calls designed only to check up on the progress of the completion of 'The List'.
Once I reversed this unnecessary nonsense and phoned her, to provide a checklist of all the jobs I had done and in what order. Staggeringly, this was greeted with "I dont tell you all the things I do round the house". Yes love, and nor should you, cos I treat you like the intelligent independent adult you are.
With that, I thought fuck all this and bought myself a two bed where I live in total harmony with myself. And still get all the jobs done.

Sounds exceedingly familiar that does

I need a feckin list - I have a mind like a sieve
 
DiscoSteve said:
chesterbells said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
What I really hated when I was married was 'The List'.
I would have very few days off, particularly compared to her, but obviously I shared the burden of general housework and jobs. Some of this I didnt mind doing at all, like the gardening stuff and hoovering the house. But what I absolutely despised was getting up on said day off to find 'The List' placed next to the kettle. I am not a fucking idiot, if asked in an adult civilised manner to do specific tasks I have the capability to perform them, without the idiots guide.
This of course set me to tasks in a resentful manner. But then would come the steady stream of phone calls designed only to check up on the progress of the completion of 'The List'.
Once I reversed this unnecessary nonsense and phoned her, to provide a checklist of all the jobs I had done and in what order. Staggeringly, this was greeted with "I dont tell you all the things I do round the house". Yes love, and nor should you, cos I treat you like the intelligent independent adult you are.
With that, I thought fuck all this and bought myself a two bed where I live in total harmony with myself. And still get all the jobs done.

Sounds exceedingly familiar that does

I need a feckin list - I have a mind like a sieve

As long as you wash that sieve properly and put it away in the designated cupboard you'll be alright m8 :-)
 
Ammy said:
You must have thought your Missus was ace at some point to propose or agree to get married. When did that feeling turn to irritation or apathy?

If I thought my husband ever, ever spoke about me with that level of disrespect and meanness - even 'in jest' - I would be devastated. He would be divorced.

.... and I'd be in like Flynn.
 
mcmanus said:
Ammy said:
You must have thought your Missus was ace at some point to propose or agree to get married. When did that feeling turn to irritation or apathy?

If I thought my husband ever, ever spoke about me with that level of disrespect and meanness - even 'in jest' - I would be devastated. He would be divorced.

.... and I'd be in like Flynn.
I'll pass on your number if you like
 
Ammy said:
mcmanus said:
Ammy said:
You must have thought your Missus was ace at some point to propose or agree to get married. When did that feeling turn to irritation or apathy?

If I thought my husband ever, ever spoke about me with that level of disrespect and meanness - even 'in jest' - I would be devastated. He would be divorced.

.... and I'd be in like Flynn.
I'll pass on your number if you like

hahaha great comeback.
 
Ammy said:
mcmanus said:
Ammy said:
You must have thought your Missus was ace at some point to propose or agree to get married. When did that feeling turn to irritation or apathy?

If I thought my husband ever, ever spoke about me with that level of disrespect and meanness - even 'in jest' - I would be devastated. He would be divorced.

.... and I'd be in like Flynn.
I'll pass on your number if you like

...do you know his username?
 
Ammy said:
mcmanus said:
Ammy said:
You must have thought your Missus was ace at some point to propose or agree to get married. When did that feeling turn to irritation or apathy?

If I thought my husband ever, ever spoke about me with that level of disrespect and meanness - even 'in jest' - I would be devastated. He would be divorced.

.... and I'd be in like Flynn.
I'll pass on your number if you like
Haha shot down
 

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