Here we go ...

[Skashion]

'' 25,000 manuscripts that claim its the truth.....innocent until proven guilty ''

Is this the fucking vicar again?

 

[DelToro]

'' 25,000 manuscripts that claim its the truth.....innocent until proven guilty ''

Ever since you graded yourself at no 2 in the Top 100 Blue Moon Posters you've been talking more bollocks than usual.

I think you are out of your depth with this one.

Why not just go for "Top 100 Blue Moon Biblical Characters" instead.

I'll start you off with Goliath.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

I swear by God its true.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Talking snake
Two of each species on a big boat
Water into wine
Virgin Birth

Would probably be quicker to just post the whole bible actually
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/</a>

JC did turn wine into water tho.

 

[BlueHammer85]

yep

- Adam and Eve is Hebrew for man and woman.....IT IS NOT LITERAL

- The talking snake is poetry,

open your mind just a little....you can still hate religion!

 

[Anonymous]

I reckon the bible's just a right load of poppycock an' balderdash!

 

[CTID1988]

Talking snake
Two of each species on a big boat
Water into wine
Virgin Birth

Would probably be quicker to just post the whole bible actually
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/</a>

JC did turn wine into water tho.

Have you ever drank his blood that they give you in church? Must be at least 14% alcohol, the guy was a pisshead

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Talking snake
Two of each species on a big boat
Water into wine
Virgin Birth

Would probably be quicker to just post the whole bible actually
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/</a>

JC did turn wine into water tho.

Have you ever drank his blood that they give you in church? Must be at least 14% alcohol, the guy was a pisshead

Well if thats the case, I like him.

 

[bluemooninho]

Walking on water
Virgin birth
The numerous adaptions of the stories to fit in with current political and sexual morals of the time
Navas coming back to life

 

[johnmc]

People won't believe the bible but are 100% certain there are other intelligent life forms in the universe and wont have it any other way