Hi I'm X, and I live with a rag.

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Hi I'm Goo, and I live with a rag.

It all started after I finished Uni 2 years ago and moved into a new house. Things were fine at first but as City started to get stronger, things took a turn for the worst.

Between 23 October (Rags away) and 11 March (Swansea away) things had been under control, I'd heard nothing from the rag for 6 months, but after that day things took a turn for the worst. I started to received texts when I was out the house with terrible jokes and classic WUMing. He seems more interested in football as the days go on. There's even been whispers of him being interested in actually watching games!

My match days have been hijacked by ho-ho-ho'ing from across the house, as teams put the ball in the back of our net. After Rags v Blackburn at Ewood Park things reached rock bottom. The winding up has reached a new level for the 2011/2012 season, so I decided to reach out, and consult the Bluemoon forum...

Bit of fun, share your stories here...
 
any one who knows of or has reason to come into contact with these vile creatures ( raggus nauseus ) or the common british rag, will have noticed this phenomena , once a timid almost secretive creature which seemed to go into hibernation early last october they seem to have appeared almost overnight in a flurry of bullishness and bravado , their bright almost sickly red plumage seems to be prevallent on the british high street at the moment .
nothing seems to erradicate the problem , although any reference to the numbers 6 and 1 seems to work for a short while and any reference to the spanish cities of bilbao and barcelona also quietens them .
expect this epidemic to get worse before it gets better ,summer could see its peak before the dark evenings draw in and the realisation dawns that their nemesis and the thing they most fear , noisius neighbourous , has come back stronger and more resilient than before .
 
I have an electronics teacher who is a rag. He's only gave me shit over the FA Cup loss this year. Said nothing really of passing us on the table. Nice enough guy, totally respects City. I figure he's just gotta be nice to a student, lol.
 
I had an influx of 'friend requests' on Facebook from rag friends of friends who I knew outside of the site for over a year within a day of Swansea beating us, I bet they think I deactivated my account because of them and not because I thought it was shit.

My Mrs is a red (I won't refer to her as a rag as she's a good and knowledgeable fan) she's sound and honest and readily admits we've had some dodgy decisions go against us that don't make sense, she openly comments on how disgraceful she finds the 'preferential' treatment Balotelli has received by officials this season.

So it's kind of balanced out a bit in my life.
 
my missus is a proper rag , the nearest she has been to the swamp is the pdsa hospital down the road ,she comes from blackpool and started supporting them when they won the champs league against bayern.
she even called me a glory hunter when we won the fa cup lol.
 
LoL... Bluemoon Confessions... Sorry I just couldn't marry a Rag, she'd be converted instantly, if she wouldn't convert to my Religion then she didn't love me

I have a few "friends" who haven't talked about football for months, in person or social media... You can scroll down their facebook timeline and it reveals nothing about The Rag bastards liking for football all the way back to the start of the season.

Monday Night all this changed, their timeline has become flooded with comments about how much they love united and "they're" going to win the league....

Absolute joke
 
I know most of my friends through City because they take up so much of my spare time and money - but I think I've got one rag friend who is from the West Midlands who actively supports another Club (lower league) with U****d just getting armchair support from him. He's a genuinely pleasant Lad and admits he prefers going to his League 2 matches with a bunch of fans over occasional and heavily planned trips to The Swamp.
 
The bloke next door but one....bastard. If we've lost, as soon as we go out to the car you hear his front door open and he runs to the top of the path, just standing there grinning like a diabetic walrus. Hes schizophrenic though, and so is he, and him....in his 40s and lives with his mum and dad, quite unfortunate for him.

However, I have recently filmed footage of him pissed up in his back garden at about half 4 in the afternoon, singing Elvis. He tried giving me stick over the draw with Sunderland, and i've told him if he does it again, his antics are going viral.
 
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