holiday pun folder

[york away to this!]

I'm off on my hols. Please put all unused puns in here for my inspection when I get back...

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Where you off to mate?

 

[york away to this!]

Probably the Punjab...

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Probably the Punjab...

I thought you didn't want a holiday in the Punnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[jimharri]

I saw 1980's rappers, 'Salt N Pepa', working at the local Tescos collecting trolleys.

They still like to push it, push it real good.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Where you off to mate?

Who are you, his fuckin barber?

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Where you off to mate?

Who are you, his fuckin barber?

Thats BigJimLittleJim your talking to... Hes a BigCuntLittleCunt, you better be careful

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Where you off to mate?

Who are you, his fuckin barber?

Just working up to asking whether he needs something for the weekend - it's all about the add ons y'know.

 

[pieface]

I am away next week Greek Island hopping with a group of Afghan war veterans.

 

[bennyblue]

Where you off to mate?

Who are you, his fuckin barber?

Wrong one hes the taxi driver