Holidays

[Looby_Blue]

I book holidays that;
Avoids yanks
A small quiet hotel
No clubs or games round the po
No staff mithering u to join in

Only yourself to blame
;)

Yeah, thanks, just what i needed to hear.

;)

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Im on holiday right now. It's boring as fuck. The only thing to do during the day is sit on a lounger frying in the sun or go in the overpopulated pool filled with young kids and loud yanks. If you do choose to sit in a lounger you're constantly bomarded with requests to join in for a game of pool volleyball or horseshoe on the beach, trying your best to politely decline when what ypu really want to do is tell them to fuck off and leave you alone, its the 5th day running where i've told the spa saleswoman i dont require any treatments yet she still stops and asks the same fucking question.

The beach is a no go zone as its completely covered in seaweed and stinks like a public lav, and if the winds blowing a particular direction you get the full waft of it all day by the pool. I cant even get pissed to numb the emptiness of it all as the 'cocktails' they serve up seem to be the minimum splash, and i mean splash, of alcohol put in a blender with a load of ice and some sugary gloop that your meant to drink.

As for dining arrangements, fuck me, i've never known anything like it. Breakfast is good, i'll give them that, plenty of choice and the woman on the ommlette station serves up some bang on eggs over easy. After that though it descends into pure chaos. There are 5 dining options over 5 different areas, the main one is the 'world buffet' which opens at 6pm is open to all guests serving up a range of food from around the world in help yourself buffet style. The remaining 4 restaurants are Italian, French, Asian (chinese and japanese and Thai) and Mexican, however these are all a fixed menu with a waiter taking your order, the problem is you cant prebook any of these restaurants and are told at reception when you check-in that they all operate on a first come first serve basis, as you can imagine this ridiculous arrangement leads to what i can only describe as a stressful and ultimately non existant dinning experience. Last night we rocked up at the world buffet but none.of the food being served took our fancy, no problem, we'll just go to one of the other ones, we tried the French, but only found out when we got there that you have to wear 'long trousers with shoes and a collared shirt' (we werent made aware of this either at time of booking or upon arrival at the hotel), i explained i dont have any but would jeans and trainers suffice, "im afraid not sir". When i looked inside the place was completely empty so asked if the policy could be relaxed as no one seems to be eating in there anyway, again "im afraid not sir." Ive since found out that place barely gets used as no bugger is aware of the dress policy and seeing as its 35 deegrees day and night i doubt anyone is thinking 'i must make sure i pack my Farahs, just in case'. So we then go to the Asian restaurant only to be told its at leas a two hour wait, "ok then, can i book table for 2 hours from now then please?", "Im sorry sir, we dont take bookings, its first come first serve."

What fuckinga ridiculous way to run your catering operation, we ended going back to the room and eating oreo biscuits and lays crisps.

I want to go home, got to wait till Monday for that though.

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

 

[Blue Maverick]

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

Have you got kids, they are a godsend when they are young especially all inclusive (well mostly inclusive) kids can go get a drink/ice cream etc to their hearts content, if they waste stuff no problem, kids clubs usually as well, so parents can get a bit of free time.

 

[Phil1]

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

Nah, Mexico is an amazing place. Go every year and like everywhere the hotel choice is important. I go to do fuck all but chill out and have drinks brought to my subbed all day. I’ve started staying in the riviera maya more recently after doing Cancun about 12 times. AI isn’t for everyone of course but I wouldn’t do anything else staying there.
Fortunately the places I go don’t tend to attract the type you refer to.. :-)

 

[Looby_Blue]

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

Does'nt appeal to me either. No ones pissed, the kids are well behaved and say please and thank you, i have'nt seen any giant mesh fence and the building is two storys and aesthetically fine. If the place had a habitable beach and restaurants you could actually book it would change everything.

 

[PragueBlue]

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

Same here. All-inclusive is my idea of holiday hell. Each to his/her own though.

 

[Phil1]

Each to his/her own though.

Correct.

 

[heslops barnet]

Looks like someone made a very poor holiday choice.

I've never understood why people choose to book those massive holiday prison camps. I've walked past them when on holiday: all boozed-up Brits with feral kids, crammed in like sardines next to an ugly tall building, with a giant mesh fence around them.

Why this appeals to people, I will never know.

I always try and avoid any holiday destinations where Brits go…….complete twats

 

[Bluesince1979]

Have you got kids, they are a godsend when they are young especially all inclusive (well mostly inclusive) kids can go get a drink/ice cream etc to their hearts content, if they waste stuff no problem, kids clubs usually as well, so parents can get a bit of free time.

Ive got kids and avoid such places like the plague.

 

[Pablo123]

Thinking of going to Krakow. Any advice?

Obviously the salt mines and Auschwitz are a must , wouldn’t go round with the guide feels a little rushed , go round at your pace and take your time . It’s a truly humbling place and will stay with you forever . As for Krakow itself plenty of good pubs and restaurants , get off the main square and they’re quite a bit cheaper . The castle is also definitely worth a visit, enjoy your stay .