We have had four Haven Holidays this year to supplement abroad trips that are currently on hold while Ringway gets its house in order.
Last night we visited the entertainment complex and imagine our consternation when Bradley the Bear didn't show up, not even a mention as if he had been airbrushed out of existence.
He wasn't alone as Anxious the Elephant and Greedy the Gorilla were also missing, having been replaced with last minute stand ins devoid of stage presence. I can tell you Right Now that the atmosphere in the room from our fellow Haven mates bordered on the rebellious.
I asked the bar lady where they had gone, and she said even artists deserve a holiday, but refused to comment further on their return.
The couple on our table Dave and Jeannie said the Elephant and Gorilla had been fucked off for equality reasons for the offense caused to nervous and fat people.
The parks don't seem the same without our friendly trio and so as a protest we shall not be spending anything in complex today and will go out to Grange and Cartmel instead. We live in a surreal world and no apparent end to this wokery nonsense.