Home Alone Part 33 (Oakies by himself)

[oakiecokie]

Wank yourself dead.


Or do what I did. Got on a random train, paid to the end of the line but got off when I saw something interesting. Then got bladdered. Then forgot where I was. Then couldn't find the station. Then slept in a bush.

At my time of life I`d be more than happy to sleep in a bush, ;)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A week all by myself with not a person in sight.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so blissfull.
The missus and youngest daughter have just left for a week in Cornwall and our son (29 and stilll lives with us) is also away camping in Barmouth with 10 of `em.
Now what shall I get up to ?
Two nights in Wolverhampton with a good supping mate is already taking place Tuesday - Thursday and the rest of the time is mine.
What would you be doing if you were fortunate to be in my shoes.
On the piss everyday ? See a mistress ? Watch daytime TV ?

I can't think of a sensible answer oakie so maybe have a wank and wipe your knob on the living room curtains; )

 

[oakiecokie]

You could get those gutters cleaned out and do some decorating.

Seriously gutters only done 2 months agao by a good mate of mine who has his own guttering business.
Not decorated for 40 odd years and always had the same guy to do ours.Brilliant job and stress free for me and the missus.

 

[oakiecokie]

I can't think of a sensible answer oakie so maybe have a wank and wipe your knob on the living room curtains; )

Blue Wang already suggested that BMR.Don`t think the missus would be please to find crusty curtains on her return.

 

[oakiecokie]

You absolute fucking show off!

Trade lives for a week?

Sorry mate had better offers than that already. ;)

 

[stonerblue]

Amsterdam.

 

[oakiecokie]

Amsterdam.

Now why am I not shocked ? ;)

 

[yeseye]

Bowls, Bingo, knitting etc

 

[stonerblue]

Now why am I not shocked ? ;)

Actually, the high point last time i had 2 days alone at home was getting a Sunday roast delivered. Rock, and indeed, roll.

 

[oakiecokie]

Bowls, Bingo, knitting etc

Knitting !! I`m not Tom fucking Daley !!