Home Alone Part 33 (Oakies by himself)

[Prestwich_Blue]

Wank yourself dead.


Or do what I did. Got on a random train, paid to the end of the line but got off when I saw something interesting. Then got bladdered. Then forgot where I was. Then couldn't find the station. Then slept in a bush.

I didn't see who'd written that post when I read it. But I knew.

 

[KS55]

Mrs KS goes every year for a week in Spain with her mate.
I take advantage with two things.
1. I eat a load of fish which Mrs wont eat
2. My mate and I drink even more than usual and partake in a little Maryjane.
Nonsensical giggling and clearing of the cake tin usually follow.
Covid has got in the way recently, can't wait for travel to be unrestricted.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Get your Morrissey collection out and blast the neighbours with it one night. Maybe 2.

 

[Chappie]

Do the Oakie Cokie

 

[oakiecokie]

Wanking, drinking and Netflix. Shut the curtains and you don't have to bother getting dressed.

I only sleep in my boxers anyway.

 

[oakiecokie]

Get your Morrissey collection out and blast the neighbours with it one night. Maybe 2.

I`d sooner get my Morris Dancing LP out !!

 

[oakiecokie]

Do the Oakie Cokie

Usually New Years Eve mate and with it being my birthday on 1st January then it becomes my Oakie Pokie night..

 

[kaz7]

I'm free oakie

 

[Dicko69]

I'm so jealous, just enjoy it

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I only sleep in my boxers anyway.

If I was on my own I'd live in just my pants, and that would just be to keep the skid marks and piss dribbles off the sofa.