Hot Tubs

[ChicagoBlue]

My wife calls them a “Yeast factory.” We have been in a few with others, but not fans of “sharing the wealth” of other couples. I would only ever buy one for the two of us, not the big dobbers for 6 or 8, and only if we lived in a place where a nice hot tub in the cold & snow would be completely private.

Hot tubs are for enjoying naked and with the one you love (or want to!), not “close friends and neighbors.”

 

[halfmist]

Yes. Prep accordingly....back, sack and crack smooth as and start by playing footsie to test the waters so to speak.

Insist on separate room fun as well as seeing him smash your Mrs back doors in might put you off your stroke.

Sound practical advice and not out of a text book.
You should start a new career as a Sex Therapist.

 

[halfmist]

I live in Cheshire, have an indoor pool with built in Jacuzzi and a top of the range Karcher with all the attachments. But you can fuck right off, I am not sharing them with anyone. However if you want to pm me with a photo of your Mrs, never say never

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I live in Cheshire, have an indoor pool with built in Jacuzzi and a top of the range Karcher with all the attachments. But you can fuck right off, I am not sharing them with anyone. However if you want to pm me with a photo of your Mrs, never say never

You've given me a jetwash business idea there pal. Chlamydia cleaning@hosetherose.com ; )

 

[BackofJeanette]

The Urban Dictionary will be getting updated with the alternative meanings of Hot Tub, thanks to Bluemooners!

 

[andyhinch]

We don’t do that in Cheshire

You must live in the wrong part of Cheshire, hope big Dave’s gentle with you.

 

[g180aj]

Another true story....Used to see a Bolton lass many many moons ago who i knew had a reputation but i fell in love, blah blah blah so booked us a week in Mexico, Cancun at some hotel i barely remember but it had Blue in the name and was adults only which should have rang alarm bells.

Swingers hotel and i do mean swingers, dominated by yanks and it was also spring break week.

24 hours in, massive row as she wanted to partake of the fun, i didn't and i barely saw her for the rest of the week as she fucked herself stupid, i sat by the pool each day on the unlimited ale and we went back home without a word to each other and that was that.

Bitch! Never thought id share that story as it isnt a great one or one to be proud of but there you go.

I know the hotel your talking about, me and the wife had 3 weeks in cancun for our honeymoon (stayed in the Riu Cancun) we went on the pirate ship excursion and while we were waiting in the bar people were talking about that hotel, it was basicly next to where we got the ship and a strip club.

 

[Scottyboi]

I know the hotel your talking about, me and the wife had 3 weeks in cancun for our honeymoon (stayed in the Riu Cancun) we went on the pirate ship excursion and while we were waiting in the bar people were talking about that hotel, it was basicly next to where we got the ship and a strip club.

Was it called Temptations by any chance?

 

[g180aj]

Was it called Temptations by any chance?

It was 2011 mate, not got a clue.

Went to Jamaica in 2018 tho and found out while we were there the hotel next door was a swingers hotel, it was called hedonism 2, the beach was blocked so you couldn't take a peak behind the curtain..... Haha

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Syphilis soup

 

[Tuearts right boot]

A Mary Berry. Froth and fanny batter.

 

[Maccblue]

It was 2011 mate, not got a clue.

Went to Jamaica in 2018 tho and found out while we were there the hotel next door was a singers hotel, it was called hedonism 2, the beach was blocked so you couldn't take a peak behind the curtain..... Haha

Was there a karaoke bar too

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

My next door neighbour bought one of those cheapo bubbling spaff bath's from Aldi recently. Him n' his Mrs were fumbling about in it the other night when I opened the back door, both looked rather sheepish when I said hello.

 

[bluetoby]

I've got a Jacuzzi and for some reason 2 Karchers does that make me posh or just weird

 

[Cheesy]

Common as fuck.

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

Just looked out the bedroom window.... They’re outside cleaning it all now (thank god) / pruning the bushes and putting Prosecco in the outdoor mini fridge. My stomach is in knots, really feel uneasy about it all

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

I've got a Jacuzzi and for some reason 2 Karchers does that make me posh or just weird

where do you live?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just looked out the bedroom window.... They’re outside cleaning it all now (thank god) / pruning the bushes and putting Prosecco in the outdoor mini fridge. My stomach is in knots, really feel uneasy about it all

How common. Jacuzzi and prosecco. Not called Mr and Mrs Jones by any chance.

 

[blueinsa]

My stomach is in knots, really feel uneasy about it all

If it gets too bad and you need to take a shit mate please for the love of God, dont just wipe, take a shower in case her Hubby decides to give you a rimming.

Would hate for a minor but key detail like that to spoil your future relationship.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Just looked out the bedroom window.... They’re outside cleaning it all now (thank god) / pruning the bushes and putting Prosecco in the outdoor mini fridge. My stomach is in knots, really feel uneasy about it all

Nice to know they are looking after themselves mind...... ;-)