How do we convince Bernardo to stay here forever?

[Dirty Harry]

You met are sales negotiation team. A team will come in and offer we will negotiate them down to an initial 2 year loan period and 18p in the summer of 2098

A team from Serie A ?
Something you know and aren’t telling us ? ;-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

He might prefer alphabet-spaghetti, so we should probably throw in a couple of cans of that too, just to be on the safe side I reckon.

Yep,he could compose derogatory remarks about rags and dippers and then eat them,like he does on the pitch.

 

[stonerblue]

I'd have thought a free luxury apartment in one of his glass monstrositys and marriage guidance on tap from Worsley would do it..

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

A team from Serie A ?
Something you know and aren’t telling us ? ;-)

All the teams in Serie A are having to share the one pot to piss in. And as for the 18p fee in 2098 they'd struggle to raise the upfront down payment of 5p.

 

[Octavian]

I like the idea of giving Bernado and pep their own Islands in the Middle East. Gotta do whatever to keep them.

 

[waspish]

We should build our own town campus where all the players live with all there families ;)

 

[southamptonblue]

Honestly not worried...his form and smile on the pitch tell you everything you need to know, neither would be the same if he wasn't happy ;)

 

[eversince 76]

This thread only feeds the media in repeating we wanted to sell him. And we all know by now it was the player who wanted to leave.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

All the teams in Serie A are having to share the one pot to piss in. And as for the 18p fee in 2098 they'd struggle to raise the upfront down payment of 5p.

No I heard down the grapevine that they are all going down the Rangers of tax route of not paying at all thus saving the 18p they need in easy installments over the next 87 years

 

[jrb]

If Jack is a £100mill player, how much is Bernardo worth? Only Real Madrid and probably PSG can afford him outside the PL. He isn't going to PSG, so it's it's either Real Madrid or City. Hopefully Bernardo will stay at City, where he is loved by Pep, the players, and the fans.