I think I'm either having a migraine - twinkly lights, etc, - or it's the light at the end of the Brexit tunnel. The DT this morning relays news that Danish Crown, purveyors of quality tinned meat (Spam), seem generally pissed off with the Brussels generated paper juggernaut set up by Emperor Macron and his acolytes and are planning a multi-hundred million factory in Rochdale to produce ham and pork, which I understand as Spam. Those endowed with fine culinary skills will no doubt have a couple of tins in the kitchen - check the verbiage on the side of the tin - Danish Crown Litd.
All we need now is a bakery to produce nowt but muffins, a wee cafe at the side selling nowt but bacon muffins and coffee. It's a fuckin' bike ride to Paradise guys.
It's coming home, it's coming home, Spam is coming home!