How long will Ten Hag last at United?

[Colin Bells Boots]

If he’s non dom then he can’t be in the UK a lot.

He can only visit the swamp when the Govan Bully says he can.

 

[city2]

Scruffy is realising what a pile of shite he’s bought into, and now hasn’t got the balls to sort out the managers position and how to get rid of whisky breath.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Where’s your ambition?! Give it to the Granny Shagger.

Fuck that. Pogba's coming off suspension in March 25 now -- I think "player/manager" has a nice ring to it.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've got a feeling he'll be shacked shoon.

 

[blue by birth]

Fuck me the playmaker with a pacemaker was fucking brilliant

 

[madloaf]

This gets a like because of the slow horses moment, which is perfect.