How long will Ten Hag last at United?

[ysmsa]

Just realised,

Ten Hag, anagram of "The Nag"

When he royally fucks up (and he's giving it a good go).

I reckon in true Scooby Doo style, he'll pull off his mask and reveal he has been The Rock of Gibraltar all along, in place fucking up the Rags.

Neyyy! :-)

 

[madloaf]

What's really strange about this situation is that the slimy stones, goldbridges & nevilles of this world don't want him to resign or be fired, but they have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe they actually believe that football is played in the boardroom, in the marketing offices in trafford, in the "culture and core values" of a business entity, when one of their own, the fucking detestable Mark Hughes, showed us that it's not that at all and the moment he left our new era begun. It wasn't coincidence.

It's decided by players and a manager who can manage the players. Strategy, tactics, desire and skill are all football is. Especially when you've spent fucking billions. It would be funny if wasn't so sad. Wait, it's not sad, it's fucking incredibly funny.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Thought the scruffy **** was in charge of football matters ?


Piss-up in brewery or dynamic owner unable to make important decisions ?

Either way the rancid club and management are now the complete laughing stock based upon their total incompetence and bluster.

No "vote of confidence" is good news

 

[RodneyRodney]

Yes I do, but they don't know as much about football as they like to think 8-) They're going to have a hell of a job trying to find anyone to pass the poison chalice on to.

Apparently they're going back again to beg Tuchel to be the next contestant - after he blew them out in the summer.

It gets more comical with every corner turned.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Giving the dutch dope a new contract demonstrated that they couldn't get anybody credible or talented that they sounded out.

Scruffy jim is here for a potential cash raid before fucking off back to his tax haven with the spoils.

Southgate must surely be sat by the phone.

PLEASE let both of these be true !

 

[RodneyRodney]

Southgate becoming United manager is the stuff absolute dreams are made of. He would get them relegated 100%.

Disagree. He'd definitely make them better defensively , and harder to beat.
BUT, they'd play dreary, stupefyingly boring, soul-destroying , no-risk "football".
Grind out enough 1-0 or 2-1 wins to finish top half of the table - maybe top 6 now & then ; forget top 3.

He'd bring stability & safety, which is what they need now , and also about the best they're capable of . . . but after a couple of seasons he'd get hounded out for under-achievement by their deluded self-entitled fans demanding "entertainment" and "success" by a team that "plays the United way".

So it will continue , on & on , to a point where Sam & Dyche are turning them down

 

[RodneyRodney]

The petrochemical polluting, tax evading, chav fan is only in it for the land development opportunity.

He wants to use anybody's & everybody's money to get richer.

The bloke couldn't give two fucks about the rags, there's no money in them anymore.

They deserve each other.

I really hope he does a Gordon Gecko on them - sell the few players they have with any transfer value , demolish the swamp & sell the land , pocket every cent & ride off into the Cayman Islands sunset.