Bill Walker
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TheTrillionDollarMan
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Dicko69 said:de niro said:TheTrillionDollarMan said:No life, no job, no family, no home of my own anymore, no car, no dog, no cat, no budgie, no chocolate in the fridge, no fuckin crisp in the cupboard, NO FUCKIN BEER LEFT. Ohhh FUCK its sundi ...shops not open till 10am.....Ohhhh FUCK!
If I was in Helen flannigans knickers I wouldn't need any of the above.
If you ever got in her knickers you'd have all of the above plus a cell mate
I thought 23 was legal? :p
TheTrillionDollarMan said:I thought 23 was legal? :p
Not sure on stalking laws, but sexual assault is not
Tuearts right boot
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According to the quack I have the heart rate of a teenager,125% lung capacity (whatever that means) Not got genital warts, the Aids has cleared up nicely so I'll be 117 when I meet my maker.Give or take a day or two.
Zubrman
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Both my grandfathers lived until they were 98 and three-quarters.
My father died when he was 62, but he was a heavy smoker. I quit 16 years ago. I'd like to think I have inherited some good genes.
That death clock thingy put me down for 73 too. I don't think it goes into enough detail to be accurate in any way. BMI is a good guide but it cares not for how much you drink, exercise, kind of food you eat, nor whether you gave up smoking or never did.
My father died when he was 62, but he was a heavy smoker. I quit 16 years ago. I'd like to think I have inherited some good genes.
That death clock thingy put me down for 73 too. I don't think it goes into enough detail to be accurate in any way. BMI is a good guide but it cares not for how much you drink, exercise, kind of food you eat, nor whether you gave up smoking or never did.
Barcon
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Spent last night in the emergency with the wife and her Dad, who has had M.S for the last 37 years.
Brought in with a fever and urine infection. Poor fucker can't move his legs, can only just move his arms and can't talk.
Makes you think I tell you.
Brought in with a fever and urine infection. Poor fucker can't move his legs, can only just move his arms and can't talk.
Makes you think I tell you.
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I had a Great Grandfather who died at 96 and Great Grandmother at 94. My Grandad is 77 and only retired from a physical job two years ago and he's going strong, I reckon he's got another 15+ years in him if all goes well.
So I've got long life genes in me, at least.
So I've got long life genes in me, at least.
nobody can eat fifty eggs
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I'm 46 now and according to the deathclock my bmi is 30 (obese) and I'll die in the year 2040 at 72 years of age. Not bad! The blokes in our family don't normally live past 60. Hang on, hope this deathclock thing's accurate ;-)
Ronnie the Rep
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nimrod said:you can find out here
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.deathclock.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.deathclock.com/</a>
I die just before my 97th birthday