How long would you have lasted in a fight with Mike Tyson?

[The blue phantom]

If Spinks could only last 90seconds, and he was an excellent undefeated champion at the time.
Don’t think anyone of us would have lasted that long!

Even a fully conditioned Featherweight would only need one arrow, job done within 5 seconds.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

A while longer than the hooker in the red corner.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If Spinks could only last 90seconds, and he was an excellent undefeated champion at the time.
Don’t think anyone of us would have lasted that long!

Except Aguero93.20

 

[Barcon]

Not sure I would attempt getting into Tysons ring but if I did, I'd say the usual, about 30-40 secs.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Go the distance, just saying... obviously I may lose on points but there’s no way he’d of handled my blowtorch!

 

[manclad]

As long as it took me to get the fuck out of there.

Shithouse!!!!
You and Fred always used to threaten us lesser mortals with GBH if we even thought about running away from oppo fans back in the 70s,never mind actually turning around and getting the fuck out of Dodge.LOL.

 

[2sheikhs]

while the ref is giving his instructions, I'd give iron mike the mother and father of kicks in the spuds. If he took it without flinching, I'd give instructions to my next of kin not to give me any broccoli in my mushed up meals from that day forward.

 

[aguero93:20]

Except Aguero93.20

Spinks tried to box him the silly ****, I'd be doing laps of the ring away from him.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I’d throw the towel in before entering the ring.
Or after 3 seconds I’d have head smashed off “Raving Bonkers style” for those of us who remember Biff n Bonkers.

 

[TCIB]

I tricked my way into the weigh in with Julias Francis. I was stood at the end of the corridor to the room and he marched down, eyeballed me all the way. I won't lie, i shit it a bit. Now i am not hard by any stretch but i don't frighten easy or back down from anyone... besides him.

I mean i would try but christ, his whole body is built to throw killer punches. If i took one punch of him and was still capable of carrying on i'd be over the moon with that. The reality is i'd probably use the only physical advantage i have over him, namely speed, just fucking run!

I have met a few mma guys who are top level but i never got that "fuck, this guy is super dangerous" feeling off them. They would still kill me but he has some aura about him. Easily the most dangerous man a live in his prime and a bit after to.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Spinks tried to box him the silly ****, I'd be doing laps of the ring away from him.

Good point. At junior school I was excellent at dodging during games of tig so I reckon I’d last a minute or two

 

[Sid C]

Shithouse!!!!
You and Fred always used to threaten us lesser mortals with GBH if we even thought about running away from oppo fans back in the 70s,never mind actually turning around and getting the fuck out of Dodge.LOL.

LOL. I’m a lot older and sort of wiser now. The semi against the rags was slightly different thought :)

How are you doing mate, hope you are well.

 

[manclad]

LOL. I’m a lot older and sort of wiser now. The semi against the rags was slightly different thought :)

How are you doing mate, hope you are well.

I am just fine thanks. Only working a couple of days a week now,so I spend most of my time watching 70s TV on the box and browsing Bluemoon. Just deciding if I can afford a 2nd trip to Wembley in April or whether to wait for the Final in May.
Hope everything is going OK with yourself

 

[Sid C]

Good, I’m glad you’re well, I’m fine as well.

Remember the past mate, we might not make the final so get your bone idle arse to the semi. You know it makes sense. ;)

 

[Blue Til Death]

Quite a while I reckon, well until he caught me hiding in the changing room anyway..

 

[notthenorthernquarter]

I'm a big strong lad but no, it's not worth thinking about.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The power is always the last thing to go.

I'd have gone about 3 rounds before I got disqualified for running away.

Ah - what the great minds of the sport refer to as 'The Audley Harrison shift'.

Very few have even come close to emulating it since........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

For a millon pounds i would have got in the ring but not sure i would have been in a fit state to enjoy spending it after he hit me just the once

Is the correct answer

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

For a millon pounds i would have got in the ring but not sure i would have been in a fit state to enjoy spending it after he hit me just the once

I'd step in the ring, and as the brute came towards me, violence etched across his face and as he made to decapitate me, I would morph into Mo Salah and 'trip' over my own shoelaces and be counted out! Kerching!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I’ve always been good at talking myself out of bother.