Haaland's hattrick on the weekend brought up his 181st career goal.
If Haaland doesn't score a single goal until August 31st 2024, he'll still be the same age as Sergio Aguero when he scored his 182nd goal.
If Haaland doesn't score a single goal until December 26 2024, he'll still be the same age as Lionel Messi when he scored his 182nd goal.
If Haaland doesn't score a single goal until June 19th 2026, he'll still be the same age as Cristiano Ronaldo when he scored his 182nd goal.
I still don't think people have quite cottoned on to how far ahead Haaland is to all previous reference points in terms of goalscoring.