aguero93:20
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Has anyone told the stupid scouse fucks he was born in Leeds?
Has anyone told the stupid scouse fucks he was born in Leeds?
I wonder how many of his goals would have been converted by Raz or Gabby, given the selfsame chances that EH put away?
1st goal v West Ham - Either could score.
2nd goal v West Ham - Most likely neither score.
Goal v Newcastle - Most likely neither score.
1st goal v Palace - Neither score.
2nd goal v Palace - Either could score, Sterling more likely.
3rd goal v Palace - Neither score.
1st goal v Forest - Most likely neither but on a good day Jesus could come close.
2nd goal v Forest - Either could score, Jesus more likely.
3rd goal v Forest - Neither score.
Goal v Villa - Possibly Sterling due to his movement but question marks on technique.
1st goal v Sevilla - Either could score but not every time.
2nd goal v Sevilla - Either could score. Jesus more likely.
Goal v Dortmund - Neither score.
Goal v Wolves - Neither score.
1st goal v United - Neither score.
2nd goal v United - Neither score.
3rd goal v United - Most likely neither score but on a good day Jesus could come close.
1st goal v Copenhagen - Jesus could maybe score that.
2nd goal v Copenhagen - Either could score.
Tried to factor in Jesus and Sterlings movement for some of them and where they would/could be.
Probably at least 11 of the 19, we just don't score last season.
He’s too high sniffing his mums knickers to understand that mateHas anyone told the stupid scouse fucks he was born in Leeds?
Wasn’t the first goal V West Ham a penalty? Sterling is 50% from penalties and Jesus about 40% so wouldn’t have much confidence there. Besides, I highly doubt either would have won the penalty in the first place.
The first thing my Mrs said after he scored his second on Wednesday was that Sterling would have probably hit that over. I tend to agreeJust giving them the benefit of the doubt on the more obvious ones.
Probably better to say 8 of them they had a chance of scoring but they wouldn't score all 8.
The stat that really stands out for me in that is that as a club, we've scored a third of all Premier League hat-tricks. In-cred-i-ble!This is great to read if you haven't already:
Premier League records beware: Erling Haaland has landed
Alan Shearer, Andy Cole and Sergio Agüero will have their names replaced in the record books if Haaland keeps this upwww.theguardian.com
Doubt his mother ever wore knickers tbh.He’s too high sniffing his mums knickers to understand that mate