How many

[Pigeonho]

Does pissing feel like broken glass is coming out your japs eye yet?

Obviously you've never heard of condoms Mr. Anus.

I would wager some on here ,wished your mam and dad had.

Lol.

 

[rnblade]

Fanny like a Wizards sleeve!

 

[Loony World]

Fanny like a Wizards sleeve!

Or how about a Busted Mattress.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Fanny like a Wizards sleeve!

Or how about a Busted Mattress.

Or a bucket of worms

 

[DelToro]

Fanny like a Wizards sleeve!

Or how about a Busted Mattress.

Or a bucket of worms

A bucket of worms you say?

Hmmm.


*stores away for future reference.

 

[sickboybloo]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

she's kept all the condoms and written their rating on them...

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

34

That's a lot of shagging - no offence mate.

Have you really ended it?

Not due to the number of guys she's had. Just the constant whining and doing my head in.

Way too obsessive and hard to deal with.

Sounds to me like her only obsession was with cocks.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Can someone explain the bucket of worms thing? :/

 

[Crouchinho]

I wouldn't fancy being with a bird who's had hundreds of shags, but wouldn't mind just shagging her to help with the tally chart

It's very rare you get women like that being honest. If that was a bloke it would be a pat on the back, if it's a bird she is a slapper :D

 

[Ducado]

Can someone explain the bucket of worms thing? :/

It's a basic misunderstanding of female anatomy many seem to think that if a women has had lots of sex somehow it will make her vaginal passage bigger