How many

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

lovers have you had?

Was talking to the missus last night and she told me she had slept with 200 men!

She couldn't understand why I looked shocked.

I've had a paltry 7 but I'm an ugly ****.

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[Tourist since 1971]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

Might need it for her tax records.

 

[Blue Mist]

one

Aw fuck it, 9 pages in and no one has asked yet................


was it yer landlady ........................ that's sweet.
She will be thrilled to know.


just sayin'

 

[BlueBearBoots]

one

Aw fuck it, 9 pages in and no one has asked yet................


was it yer landlady ........................ that's sweet.
She will be thrilled to know.


just sayin'

Ot ohhhh shhhhh he's in disguise dontcha know lol

 

[Banned Tosspot]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

She can count to 200 and you can't count past ten may me the answer.

 

[mcmanus]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

She can count to 200 and you can't count past ten may me the answer.

Does pissing feel like broken glass is coming out your japs eye yet?

 

[Banned Tosspot]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

She can count to 200 and you can't count past ten may me the answer.

Does pissing feel like broken glass is coming out your japs eye yet?

Obviously you've never heard of condoms Mr. Anus.

 

[Pigeonho]

How the fuck, (and why the fuck), would you keep count when you get past X amount? At a canter I would say it's about 10 for me, more likely a few more but i've not bothered counting. How the fuck does the OP's bird know she has had 200 blokes? Unless she is really odd and has kept a book....

She can count to 200 and you can't count past ten may me the answer.

I can just see it now, 'is that 157 or 158? Well I had him last week and that was 156 so yeah, that's 157 and counting now'.

 

[another generation]

lovers have you had? Was talking to the missus last night and she told me she had slept with 200 men!

Is her man-count increasing, despite being with you?

 

[waterloo blue]

She can count to 200 and you can't count past ten may me the answer.

Does pissing feel like broken glass is coming out your japs eye yet?

Obviously you've never heard of condoms Mr. Anus.

I would wager some on here ,wished your mam and dad had.