How thick is Rio Ferdinand?

[sir baconface]

"Rio Ferdinand’s just-published autobiography follows a classic trick, endemic in footballers’ memoirs, of using an absurdly large font size to make the book appear far more substantial than it really is. "

Big writing...
... finger space...
... next word....
Innit.

Why would we expect any different from this towering intellectual?

 

[dom]

"Rio Ferdinand’s just-published autobiography follows a classic trick, endemic in footballers’ memoirs, of using an absurdly large font size to make the book appear far more substantial than it really is. "

Big writing...
... finger space...
... next word....
Innit.

Why would we expect any different from this towering intellectual?

LOL !!

 

[Vienna_70]

"Rio Ferdinand’s just-published autobiography follows a classic trick, endemic in footballers’ memoirs, of using an absurdly large font size to make the book appear far more substantial than it really is. "

Big writing...
... finger space...
... next word....
Innit.

Why would we expect any different from this towering intellectual?

And no doubt, this will make the 'book' more expensive for anyone stupid enough to want to buy it!

 

[dom]

"Rio Ferdinand’s just-published autobiography follows a classic trick, endemic in footballers’ memoirs, of using an absurdly large font size to make the book appear far more substantial than it really is. "

Big writing...
... finger space...
... next word....
Innit.

Why would we expect any different from this towering intellectual?

And no doubt, this will make the 'book' more expensive for anyone stupid enough to want to buy it!

Never mind the quality , feel the width !!

A slim volume ? .... No , a reassuringly thick volume

 

[-nibz-]

He's got a face that look's like a frustrated log poo.

 

[Vienna_70]

"Rio Ferdinand’s just-published autobiography follows a classic trick, endemic in footballers’ memoirs, of using an absurdly large font size to make the book appear far more substantial than it really is. "

Big writing...
... finger space...
... next word....
Innit.

Why would we expect any different from this towering intellectual?

And no doubt, this will make the 'book' more expensive for anyone stupid enough to want to buy it!

Never mind the quality , feel the width !!

A slim volume ? .... No , a reassuringly thick volume

Just right for camelgob, then!

 

[sir baconface]

I asked for it at my local bookshop.

The assistant enquired: "Do you mean that thick pulp product with a synthetic black cover?"

I said: "Yes. I'd like his book, please."

 

[City_Sean]

It's hilarious that he's been charged by the FA, that's what he gets for wearing a cap wit a big number 5 on and using words like "nah" and "innit".

The bloke needs to grow up and get a decent education.

 

[mancity5]

I see he's making headlines again....

<a class="postlink" href="http://news.sky.com/story/1353899/rio" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.sky.com/story/1353899/rio</a>

 

[BlueRockape]

Is this him :-)








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