How thick is Rio Ferdinand?

[Blue Mist]

Apparently Ferdinand tried to get into a posh club in the West End and when they queried it, he said "I'm a country member".

The guy at the desk said "Yes, I remember"..............

I thought having two user names was banned ! (I assume by the standard of that joke you are aka Tangerine Steve (insert smiley face so he doesn't take offence)

 

[KentBlue]

Tangerine Steve? Any relation to Emma Peel?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Tangerine Steve? Any relation to Emma Peel?

Not sure, but I think he once bumped into Gladys Knight and the Pips. The core members.

 

[silverback]

Or Jason Orange?

 

[dom]

Or Jason Orange?

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..Who might be a relation of Wes Orange...

 

[Vienna_70]

Or Jason Orange?

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..Who might be a relation of Wes Orange...

Whereas, camelgob is just gone Wes(t).

 

[Crouchinho]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/rio-ferdinand-could-quit-football-4508209" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ll-4508209</a>

 

[Big Swifty]

What are those things on the right-hand side of this Mirror tosh? "United hero Robin van Persie" (yes, honestly) and "Watch Utd fans celebrate van Persie's equaliser."

Why don't they say "United outclassed and get away with a draw against timid Chelsea"?

 

[Bluemoon115]

Fined and banned for 3 games.

QPR fans will be happy.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Fined and banned for 3 games.

QPR fans will be happy.

What for?????