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bit of an odd day today...
the letterbox rudely woke me at some ungodly hour,
maybe 9am when most sensible people are still asleep.
i needed a piss anyway so i got up.
= large envelope.
i opened the envelope and it was a section 21.
a no-fault eviction order.
i know the landlord personally so i phoned him
and this is what he said...
"we are having the builders in at our house
to change our bathroom into a wetroom.
we won't be able to bathe for a week,
we'll need your house".
before today i didn't know i had a tossers list,
but now i have a tossers list he is sitting proudly at the top of it.
is it just me or does anyone else have a tossers list?
who is the top of your tossers list?
anyroad,
i'm not that arsed about it,
more the manner he went about it.
i'm off to morocco anyway,
so there's nowt to lose by having some fun with it.
i'm going to fight the tosser in court just for a laugh.
it might cost me £500 if i lose,
but the tosser won't be getting any rent for the next 2 months.
my parting words were..
see you in court.
i know @gordondaviesmoustache
up the rebels!
how was your day?
the letterbox rudely woke me at some ungodly hour,
maybe 9am when most sensible people are still asleep.
i needed a piss anyway so i got up.
= large envelope.
one time, last year, i happened to be opening the door,
just as the postman was struggling to post his post
and he said to me
"your letterbox is like a nun's vagina".
just as the postman was struggling to post his post
and he said to me
"your letterbox is like a nun's vagina".
i opened the envelope and it was a section 21.
a no-fault eviction order.
i know the landlord personally so i phoned him
and this is what he said...
"we are having the builders in at our house
to change our bathroom into a wetroom.
we won't be able to bathe for a week,
we'll need your house".
before today i didn't know i had a tossers list,
but now i have a tossers list he is sitting proudly at the top of it.
is it just me or does anyone else have a tossers list?
who is the top of your tossers list?
anyroad,
i'm not that arsed about it,
more the manner he went about it.
i'm off to morocco anyway,
so there's nowt to lose by having some fun with it.
i'm going to fight the tosser in court just for a laugh.
it might cost me £500 if i lose,
but the tosser won't be getting any rent for the next 2 months.
my parting words were..
see you in court.
i know @gordondaviesmoustache
up the rebels!
how was your day?