I was going to post a thread of my own but much prefer being a poster as opposed to a thread starter.
Is my neighbour a vampire?
What initially started as a joke has turned into a matter of consideration that I wish to put before the Bluemoon Court. It all started when my neighbour got dramatic lighting on his house that made it look like a spooky castle.
"Fuck me. Who does he think he is, Dracula?", I quipped to the Mrs as we drove up our lane one night.
That very same summer we got a bat infestation in the garage after living bat free for two years. I chuckled nervously to myself as I am not a fan of bats to begin with, but my mind wandered yet again to the potential of the Count in our neighbourhood.
Just last night I was speaking to the neighbourhood Nosferatu over the fence. He informed me that he had a fairly routine operation last week, but that he briefly died in surgery and they had to resuscitate him. I tried to force a smile but in the back of my mind, I was thinking "I know your fucking game Dracula". Do I need crucifixes and garlic yet?
