How Would You Present Haaland To City Fans And To Football Fans Across The World?

[Blue_Rossy]

id have him walking on side view and then turn around and giving the middle finger saying ave it!

 

[I'm With Stupid]

In a t-shirt with Tesco Value on it, just to piss everyone off.

 

[domalino]

Viking Longboat down Deansgate with him and Alfie burning an effigy of Keane

Does Roy Keane have a son? They could have some sort of blood feud honour fight.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Doing keepie uppies in Passage Number One

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

March him straight into Trafford, Piss outside Lou Mcari's chippy, before decimating rat boys hotel with the power of Odennnnn

 

[True_Blue69]

Bring him onto the pitch with Aguero before the last home game of the season, get the fans up for it.

 

[bluke]

In a torch-lit drakkar at dusk.

 

[01cravend]

Camera shots through a house, into the living room, pan across to a framed photo of Haaland below then zoom out to Erling in same pose but in next seasons home top.

 

[woodhousesblue]

Have been told he is booked in a hotel on Thursday Friday in Manchester. Also Zabba Yaya Sergio and Vinnie will be there as well which is something to do with 93.20 Anniversary. Personally I hope he is brought on with Sergio before the Villa game

 

[horlock_was_super]

Changing the sign to Haaland's Stadium Chippy, City fans queuing outside, whilst inside Haaland wears the new City Shirt, and serves chip barms to City fans.

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Here we go - there's always one!





Although yes - it is a chip barm